I'm Funny I Swear

I'm Funny I Swear

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sextiment:

sarah-the-master-diplomat:

rhaenrya:

sextiment:

if you see harry potter fans shitting on the slytherin house, gently remind that merlin, arguably the most famous and powerful wizard of all time, was a muggle-loving slytherin who actually fought to defend their…

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alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

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yusterday:

I identify w tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that’s pretty much me

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cellomouse:

kane-turner:

immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

i can’t stop staring at this

It looks as if Europe and US are having a pissing contest.

cellomouse:

kane-turner:

immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

i can’t stop staring at this

It looks as if Europe and US are having a pissing contest.

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snarkeet:


chemicaal-heart:

reemizzle:

IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM YOU HAVEN’T LIVED

CHILDHOOD

I scrolled past it and then immediately scrolled back up as the memory came rushing back to me
I can suddenly see my whole kindergarten classroom

snarkeet:

chemicaal-heart:

reemizzle:

IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM YOU HAVEN’T LIVED

CHILDHOOD

I scrolled past it and then immediately scrolled back up as the memory came rushing back to me

I can suddenly see my whole kindergarten classroom

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hellomolls:

*swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*

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clitterly:

emilyvgordon:

shepherdsongs:

I was driving past a business here in the Houston Heights, when I glimpsed this painted on the side of the building. I recognized that iconic WWII poster before I realized it was not just any woman, but 14 year old Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani girl who was attacked for wanting an education. The words next to her are her quote, ( “I don’t mind if I have to sit on the floor at school.) All I want is education. And I’m afraid of no one.”

This is gorgeous.


yes

clitterly:

emilyvgordon:

shepherdsongs:

I was driving past a business here in the Houston Heights, when I glimpsed this painted on the side of the building. I recognized that iconic WWII poster before I realized it was not just any woman, but 14 year old Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani girl who was attacked for wanting an education. The words next to her are her quote, ( “I don’t mind if I have to sit on the floor at school.) All I want is education. And I’m afraid of no one.”

This is gorgeous.

yes

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heliolisk:

the-8-mile:

heliolisk:

Me ft. Good hair

Sir,with all respect…but I would fucking fuck you :I
heliolisk:

the-8-mile:

heliolisk:

Me ft. Good hair

Sir,with all respect…but I would fucking fuck you :I
heliolisk:

the-8-mile:

heliolisk:

Me ft. Good hair

Sir,with all respect…but I would fucking fuck you :I

heliolisk:

the-8-mile:

heliolisk:

Me ft. Good hair

Sir,with all respect…but I would fucking fuck you :I

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