I'm Funny I Swear

I'm Funny I Swear

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

(via merylstreeptease)

foodvacuum:

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

are those its titties

(via merylstreeptease)

humilliate:

when people keep continuosly repeating their unfunny joke

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(via merylstreeptease)

barkout:

discrimination

barkout:

discrimination

(via fionna-andcake)

deducingbucky:

thecapn:

one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying 

what the fuck

(via thetsunamifan)

sniffing:

remember that time lohanthony reblogged my text post and then stole it a week later

sniffing:

remember that time lohanthony reblogged my text post and then stole it a week later

(via thetsunamifan)

i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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(via officialwhitegirls)

0rdi:

themysteryofthedruids:

girls wit big bones

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(via thetsunamifan)

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

(via ickno)

4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

(via fake-mermaid)

helloloveducks:

babygirlimablur:

This is it. This is how it started.

It baffles me when no one I work with knows why I’m so cool.

helloloveducks:

babygirlimablur:

This is it. This is how it started.

It baffles me when no one I work with knows why I’m so cool.

(via ruinedchildhood)

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

(via thetsunamifan)

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

(via andrewquo)

grannybeards:

jackofallfandoms:

flightcub:

our next 44 presidents should be women

Your next 44 presidents should be people who can responsibly lead your country with minimal fuck ups regardless of gender

Damn son amen

(via mozellmemorieszv)